So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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