You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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