Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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