He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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