it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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