it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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