Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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