trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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