Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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