opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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