You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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