dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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