I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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