yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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