So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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