It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You are a genius and a whore.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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