I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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