I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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