also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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