Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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