I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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