so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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