It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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