Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
