I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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