Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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