He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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