awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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