you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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