found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She has the best kind of daddy issues
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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