I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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