just come out here and I will go home with you...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
