so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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