I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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