yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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