Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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