my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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