But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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