So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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