Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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