The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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