At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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