Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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