So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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