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  3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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  i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".

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• (801): View more from Utah

  First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.

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• (585): View more from New York

  "I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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  tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.

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  My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.

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  I was wondering where the donuts went.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us

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