Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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