what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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