listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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