Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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