found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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