What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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