I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
NoShamevember. You game?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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