Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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