we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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