My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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