So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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