I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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