You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't think brook has ever known best
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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