these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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